you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
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Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
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So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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