Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
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If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
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bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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