talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
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if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
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Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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