We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
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You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
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I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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