My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
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he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
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oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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