Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
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in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
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Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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