I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
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You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
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I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
sex in a hospital.. check
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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