Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
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You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
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There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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