I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
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Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
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It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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