is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
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I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
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You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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