Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
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His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
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how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
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