I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
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I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
just found out that she named her cat after me.
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These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
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