On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
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hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
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Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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