Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
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only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
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Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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