He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
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you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
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Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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