I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
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Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
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I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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