I feel like abortions should bother me more
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
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Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
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Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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