We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
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I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
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You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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