ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
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just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
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I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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