you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
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I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
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Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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