Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
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I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
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I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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