redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
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i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
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He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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