best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
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Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
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I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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