Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
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I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
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Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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