I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
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oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
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He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize