why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
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someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
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I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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