yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
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Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
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Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
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