You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
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My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
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I wanna throw up and cum in that order
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
So vagazzling was a success
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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