i think my tv is drunk
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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