I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
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This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
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Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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