Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
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so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
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Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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