what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
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Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
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if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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