how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
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Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
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I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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