Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
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Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
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You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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