Your face is a jimmy john
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
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you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
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I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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