dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
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She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I stole a fireplace last night.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
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Shitshow foam night was such a success
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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