i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
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turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
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We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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