You work out of a Hotel?
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
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i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
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It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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