i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
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My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
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The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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