sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
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