dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
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he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I didn't notice because vodka
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
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Are you 5:30 blackout again?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
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Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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