you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
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It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
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Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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