I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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