THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
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He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
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NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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