Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
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Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
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The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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