That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
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Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
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I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Randomize