You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
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Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
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Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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