Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
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I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
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Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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