I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
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I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
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I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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