I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
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I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
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Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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